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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why is the government destroying the homeless instead of helping them?
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
No go.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
So they tried
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Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What’s wrong with anti-imperialism?
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
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Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...